My Compilation of few things in facebook that really irritate most of the people.
Enjoy !
1.Everyone on facebook knows the concept of "like"ing some post. It is a simple
click on the "like" button. Few people have taken advantage of its simplicity and
started likeing anything and everything. Lets Assume XYZ is the name of the
person posting and ABC is the Jobless person liking stuff.
a."XYZ Death time calculator
You will die on 20 th october 1948 "
ABC like this"
*Immense wtf ! *
b."XYZ Sick :'(
ABC like this"
*ok, how much do you hate this person ? and this is a
true case. I was so alarmed that i even asked ABC what he/she meant.
ABC replies" Dude, i m so used to liking post" ! *
c.I ve come across few status updates that absolutely make no sense,absolutely.
And yet, people think they will be
branded as a #personwhodoesnotunderstandanything and "like" it.
d.Then there is the " i ve also been there" like. If some person
says. "The Movie X ROCKS ". Some 5 people will definitely like it to
tell to the world that they have also seen the movie and have the same opinion.
e.Ive also have come across the "Showoff likes". It is the situation
in which a person searches for something they recently came
across(it can be a movie or show, etc) and "like" it so that they let the world know they have been watching the liked link.
for example: ABC Likes "Wealthy hunter and outcast
guardian angel seek thrills in underground hotel" *Oh common! There
is no way that came up on the suggestion *
f.The person who likes around 20 links at once. Serious joblessness !
2.The person who competes with people to have maximum friends in their list.
OK, not necessarily compete, but they like to see big number in their number
of friends(no offence).These people who send friend request by checking the
number of mutual friends. Or Even Worse, If they have heard your name
somewhere and met you on the road,Friend Request !
3.The person who starts the chain of comments with a comment saying "first :)".
This nonsense has reached some level that i ve come across "fourth \m/" .
The limit of this is "Oh my God ! I dont believe i m first :):)!!!" WTF !
4.The Person who uses excessive amount of smileys in posts.
" back with a bang :):):):):):):)" or the new lesser effort taking ":))))".
ok, we know u are happy. we are not here to measure the
coefficient of happiness. The Next Level is the usage of multiple emoticon.
"ABC is in love :) :P :D "
I get confused about which emoticon i have to select from the long list.
5.On a similar note, the one who uses infinite question or exclamation marks.
" Where you ?????????????" or "Played Cricket !!!!!!!!!!!!". Either
The Keyboard is not working properly or you are overly exclamating.
Very Pissing off.
6.One of the most hated part by some people (like me),but one of the
most loved part of facebook by a lot of people. Posts regarding farmville
and mafia wars."oh no! ABC found a lonely cow in their farm".Good,Eat It !
"Abc is sharing a bunch of flowers with you". Um, No thanks.
7.There is this commonly hated person who has all their status update
about only one person."you have made my day :)"or
"When i come online,You go offline:( "
Dude, we know you are in love,but that doesnt mean all your status are about her. Get a life.
8.The person who uses too many short forms or SMS language.
"Pls,gt ur buk sumtim" THe vocabulary is as follows
* be becomes b
* because becomes cuz
* see becomes c
* the becomes da, de or d
* okay becomes k or kk
* are becomes r
* you becomes u
* with becomes wit or w/
* without becomes w/o
* why becomes y
* oh becomes o
* see ya becomes cya
Then there is the use of numbers as in "gr8" or "2mro".
9.ThEn AnOtHer IrRiTaTiNg tHinG iS tHe UnNeceSsaRY USe of lETteRs iN cApitaLS.
10.Every would have come across some person who uses the same word or phrase to describe everything in the world.
"Dude, How was the movie?" "Amazing"
"Dude, How was the Food?" "Amazing"
"Dude, How was the band?" "Amazing"
"Dude, How was he Trip?" "Amazing"
Beyond some level, the word loses its importance. You do not get a clear idea about how the thing in question truly is.
All of us have done some of the above at some part in our life. But yeah, i m just telling there is a better way to go about things.
This Post was inspired by a lot of my friends on facebook. If you are offended, write a blog !
